Pimpin' ain't easy, if it were there would be a lot more of them out there. Many men are always seeking the Golden Crown of "Idol": An honor they believe only comes when they are able to bag two women in a threesome.
Many men believe that only STUDS get a threesome, but what most men don't realize is that the process of getting the two women is what makes them a Stud, not having sex with them. Almost any man can have sex with two girls at once if given the opportunity.
Where do those opportunities come from? By being an equal opportunity hotshot.
Let's not kid ourselves these scenarios are not just going to magically appear because you brush your teeth and change your oil regularly. In the world of karma - there is absolutely nothing you can do to make the universe want to reward you with a ménage au trois.
Coincidentally there are actions you can take to be a conduit to making the threesome happen. None of this threeway action will ever exist in thir mind if you don't show them a good time first. When an unmarried man is trying to do this from the ground up it will be one of the hardest ventures to undertake in the world of being Swingle (a swingin' single).
Warm Leads
This is no rookie cattle call for wannabe studs who are still striking out in the minor leagues. This is not a leaflet for the middle-of-the-road guys who can't seem to shit or get off the pot. This tutelage is for the guys who have more girls than money and seem to never lose the "flow" -- it is for the ladies man, lady killers, Casanovas, pimps, Mr. Perfect, charmers, babe magnets, playboys, Knights, Kings and Mandingos.
You guys have helped write volumes to help others and it is time to move up to the next level.
The only time two girls throw themselves at one man is if he is famous, ultra wealthy, a porn star, a rock star, married swinger and last but not least, a drug dealer. Otherwise, the one man has to clock in and work for hours at a job where he might not get paid at the end of the night.
Playboys unite! All the work you have done thus far will pay off but remember it was a long road getting this far, so be prepared to get back to fundamentals. Basic fundamentals start with following the "warm leads". Girls that you have in your stable that are single and open minded: Girly-girls.
Girly-girls are the high maintenance prissy hot chicks that just look so feminine and fuckable all the time.
They usually have breast augmentation and manicured fingers and toes and are super flirty. These Girly-girls are also very insecure that is why they crave attention from both men and women. Girly-girls are your best target. Also, girls that have told you stories about how naughty they can be and have been are the best ones to keep around as warm leads.
RSVP
Scenario: You are at home on a Saturday night and the phone rings - it is Becky, a local wildcat that has fucked the religion out of you in the past. She tells you that her and her girlfriend Vicki are going out barhopping and they want you to join them. You don't want to end up a tool in the shed so when you respond make sure you throw out the innuendo immediately. For example, "My lucky night" or "What's in it for me"?
"What's in it for me?" is a great way to be playful and lay the ground work. She might respond by saying, "Come along and find out".
When you do go to "the party" make sure you are in the right mental state that tells these girls you're relaxed, and into having a good time, but you're also not pushy about it. In fact after the first early innuendo, let these girls be the pushy ones -- make them feel in control.
Be prepared for anything - girls like this are unpredictable and spontaneous. Don't be careless with your dipstick -- be ready. Try to go in their car if at all possible. This way you are not responsible to drive them around and no matter what somehow they are going to have to take YOU back to your place when the party is over.
Going For The Threeway
So now we have a little prelim stuff out of the way let us get into the meat of the action. To make sure the two girls are having a great time and to create the highest possible odds for them digging your action you must only do four (4) things:
#1 Give them constant EQUAL attention,
#2 make them laugh - be fun
#3 be agreeable
#4 be sexy.
There are no guarantees to anything but if you follow these four items you will be closer to the prize than most.
Fundamentals tell us, "Girls want to have fun", they want attention and to feel important, they don't want to argue and sexy is attractive to all women, as well as being a little naughty on occasion.
EDITORS NOTE: The best way to get two females to fuck you is for you not to "fuck up".
I could not agree more!
In addition to the four (4) items - the fifth element of a threesome is don't be a jackass who looks like he has never had a threesome.
Be sexy #4 - that means dress cool and act calm and never stop smiling.
Be agreeable #3 - that means go with the flow or whatever they want to do or wherever they want to go.
Make them laugh #2 - being a fun guy is probably the "real" reason you got invited anyway so be that.
Give them equal attention #1 - means exactly that. Never give either too much attention and cater to them when they are having fun with each other. Be non-threatening and easy going and their walls will drop, probably their pants too.
Remember the universe rewards you for being good not bad, so if you are going to be bad then be good at it.
By Jackson Morris
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