BedroomInsider.com is the greatest place in the world to work. I got up
this morning, had my hot chocolate and went to work. My boss told me what
today's assignment was and I could not help but be happy and love my job.
Most people rode taxis, subways, buses and drove in traffic to get to a job
they hate. I walked to work and my boss said, "Dr. Love (his pet name for
me) what do you think are the TOP 5 sex positions for men?"
So for you guys at from Main Street to Wall Street I will tell you what all
of YOU think the top 5 favorite positions are. We took a poll here at BedroomInsider
among some random non-subscribers and found that the cream really does rise
to the top. The positions that were most popular kept coming up and the age
group did not matter. Men of every size, color and class gave you this
list.
5) The Plow Position - The plow is much like the missionary position in that the man
is "over" the woman during the act. He holds her legs APART and pushed
forward to about her breasts as if he is holding a manual dirt plow. He is
STANDING during this act and will even hold her legs apart farther as it
gets more difficult for her to maintain this position.
4) Missionary Position - The man is on top of the woman facing her. This is a
common position for almost all couples and this position though popular with
everyone is not a universal favorite among women. Missionary is made for
slow grinding and the jackhammer, not much in between.
3) Girl on Top Position - 3 of 5 of these positions leave the man's hands FREE to do
what they want - that is probably why they made the list. When she is on
top your hands are free to spread her ass, finger her ass, grab and suck her
tits and anything else your hands desire. Idol hands do the devil's work,
let's clock in.
2) Blow Job Position - I don't know if this is actually a sexual position but
you guys said it was. Men love a good blow job ladies so don't skimp.
Meaning, if this made the number two spot then tits and ass are not as
important as you sucking the life out of the guy after a hard days work.
You guys said you liked to get blown in the car a lot. The car, why?
Anyway, the blow job was a popular position among men with the caveat that
"she swallows"
1) Doggie Style Position - Need I say more? You are behind the behind and in total
control of the pace, her spread and her arch. For the king, this position
is the crown.
Now you what boys like, now you know what boys want. This is no new news
but sometimes it is good to get a refresher on what is popular among like
minded penises.
By: Jackson Morris
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